Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. ~ Bill Gates
Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
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