Friday, February 27, 2009

Survey :D

Something someone said the other day made me wonder: do guys like skinny girls or do those on the healthier/chubbier side also make a good first/second/third impression. Do leave a comment on what you think.
(Yes you guessed it right, I'm pretty jobless and finding more excuses to not study. So help me out!)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The reason why

Ok when I'd started this blog I'd promised myself I won't use it to crib. But ahh well when have I ever done anything I was ever supposed to.

I am pissed because:

1. The usual one - I need to study and I haven't started. I have 4 exams and 1 submission in the next week, and I wasted the whole day. Again.
2. My room is very messy right now. My skirts are on top of my home clothes inside the cupboard. So I got half my laundry on my chair. Waiting for the cupboard to clean itself, so that it can go inside. There are some other clothes hanging on hangers on the pipe thingy outside. My notes are all in a jumble. I got stuff on my little table that I need to pass to people. I DO NOT like it. Yet I'm not cleaning it, but sitting and complaining on my blog.
3. People I bug, i.e. people I call friends, have either gone missing or are pissed themselves, so I can't effectively bug them.
4. I'm sick of Friends. And since I haven't started a new TV series for a while with the hopes of not getting too distracted and actually studying, my life has no meaning and structure.
5. Believe it or not, I am now sick of chocolates. I have loads of it with me and I am not finishing it off in a jiffy.
6. Eating also does not seem to provide me the break that it used to a few days back.
7. My toe nail is about to come off. My finger had gotten squashed one early morning under the stupid heavy door. Now apparently the WHOLE NAIL wishes to leave my foot and explore the world.
8. I am sick of opening the same links over and over again and finding nothing new. Facebook -> BBC News -> TOI -> Nus Mail -> IVLE -> Gmail.
I seem to just be bursting from all this restlessness. Yet I do nothing to avert/divert/end it.

Mummy! :'(

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Arghh the frustration!

I am so so tempted to run off right now. I just can't figure out where to go.

I am so totally clueless about all my modules. And am skipping classes. And watching friends. And cutting stuff with my pen-knife.

I can't figure out what to do with my life.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Weird lectures

I am sorry but I find the use of terms like “cumbersome” and “perturb” and “any pertinent queries” during a Maths lecture very disturbing. It sounds fake and phony and really out of place. Specially when I go to the lecture just to copy down solutions and don't listen to a word he says. But then phrases like “I just want to make sure we’re in the same space” come up, and I find it kind of hard to ignore them. Not good.

Sarci quotes :D

Ok ok I get a little carried away by quotes. Sarci ones!

How is it that you've managed to live this long and not be demoted to a single cell organism?

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander. It's far too small to be let out on its own.

I bet you get bullied a lot.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm impressed. I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

She's the first in her family born without tail.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

We Americans, we're a simple people. But piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

People are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. (think about it :D )

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Amazing quotes!

I love quotes! Here are a few from my collection..

Funny:

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

When men stop being assholes, I’ll stop being a bitch.

Work is worship, and I’m an atheist.

I believe I can fly. I’m just scared of jumping out of the window and giving it a try.

Being bitchy and unstable is all part of my mystique.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I know I've said some stupid things. And I wasn't even that drunk.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Just because one can reproduce does not mean one should.

Cigarette is a tube of tobacco with fire on one side and a fool on the other.

I hate people who take drugs. Especially those people in customs.

Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.

A witty saying proves nothing, though it can make you really, really famous.


Life:

The best things in life are unexpected, because there were no expectations.

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot and will not, match the expectation. -- Charlotte Bronte

As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man, upon easier terms than I was formerly.

You must never be satisfied with losing. You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates. -- Richard Nixon

Suicide sometimes proceeds from cowardice, but not always; for cowardice sometimes prevents it; since as many live because they are afraid to die, as die because they are afraid to live.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask myself, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a small voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.

Life brings tears, smiles, and memories. The tears dry, the smiles fade, but the memories last forever.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


Emotions:

Love is not blind. It sees more and not less. But because it sees more it is willing to see less.

The hardest part about saying goodbye is to have to do it again everyday.

Moving on is a simple thing; what it leaves behind is hard.

Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak.

War doesn’t determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal,
Sometimes you can't always see,
The pain someone feels

Blessed are the hearts that can mend, for they shall never be broken.

Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say, because they were too obvious.

Duh I hate ants.

Apparently ants like sprouts as well. This is the 3rd time I've found them milling around my sprouts. (Yes I eat sprouts. Don't look so surprised.)
I've found them in any cake I buy within an hour, in salt, and believe it or not, in chilli as well. And here I was thinking humans were the most deprived beings.

Bloody, bloody hell.

I want a Philips 8-in-1 Multi Styler. Someone buy it for my b'day :D
Then my sis can buy me speakers, and I shall be happy for a while.
No no actually buy me overcoat. Just buy me something, I want something. And I don't want to waste money.
I want to screaaaaaaaam. Like a Bloody Bansheeeeeeeee. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

And I want to beat someone with my pink studded overly large chappals :|
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Why. Why am I in a stupid stupid stupid lecture.

Someone tell me what to do. Soon.

Monday, February 9, 2009

My grand plan!

Ok I have a grand plan.

I am going to not be totally pathetic and narrate my whole life to Lola. I shall keep certain things secret :P

I shall stalk someone.

I shall find out more about the Black Pacific and write reflective journal entries so I don't get a B again.

I shall try to watch less TV series (and more movies perhaps?) and be more social.

Ok that's about all I can think about now :D

I am happy today :)

I feel happy today. I went for a long, long walk, with short bursts of running in between. About 1 hour 15 minutes..

On the way back, I walked right next to the highway, with all the big big lorries whooshing past. It's an amazing feeling - when the wind knocks you backward, over and over again. I felt happy. I remember someone had told me earlier of the 'high' it gives you to sit by the road as the trucks go zooming past, but since I didn't really like the person, I had found it a stupid idea and had stonily stood aside :D

But the important thing is, I feel happy. Hopefully I shall do this again tomorrow. So that I do not turn into one of those fat, fat aunties who can't get up from bed and have to be given all their meals in bed. Hmm..

Oh and I saw a squirrel too :)