Does Facebook run our life now?

Without Facebook validation, nothing seems complete, does it?
You go out for a movie, you inform people before and after. You discuss your choices for Oscars.
You go out with friends. You want to let people know where you are and with whom. You want to take pictures, so that you can upload them to Facebook and show everyone that you are a person who has fun.
A complaint often heard is, “dude don’t upload that okay! I don’t look good in that picture”. Lesson learnt: Facebook image matters.
After all, the first time you meet someone, you go home and look them up on Facebook. You go through their “info” and profile pictures, and form some sort of a judgement in your mind on what that person is like.
I do it, I am sure a lot of you do it. I know I sound cynical, i don’t mean to, but I do. But really, is this all life has been reduced to now? Or is it just a phase, which we will soon grow out of, when we go out to the real world and ‘grow up’?

Your life on Facebook? Sounds plausible

So I went and did this

Gag a Gaga Day

Last one I swear (at least I think so)

Anatidaephobia. fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you

THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's called grammar, use it.

I don't let my leg hang off the bed, I'm scared a monster will grab it

I shampoo really fast because something will get me while my eyes are close

Nothing to do so I think Ill eat everything in my house

paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

IT WASN'T ME!!!!! Oh that....... yes that was me

Yay backwards is Yay. Yay.

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

Petition for Steve Bucknor to retire from Umpiring at the earliest

Never ask a women her age, Man his Salary And a Student hiz marks. it hurts

Dost Fail ho Jaye to dhukh hota hai,Top maare To aur b jyada dhukh hota hai

Who is shawty? Apparently she has a lot of rapper boyfriends.

Anyone WhO tYpEs LiKe ThIs needs a punch in the face

Let's Quit College and Go to Hogwarts

After Harry Potter Seven Comes Out I Won't Have Anything To Live For

Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you

I go deaf when im texting

"Who are you on the phone with?" "My drug dealer, mom."

When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!

Staying up late with your best friend talking aimlessly about everything.

The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text.

I Don't Actually Care- It's Just Fun To Argue With You

Smiling is always easier than explaining why u are sad...

Woah! What The Hell Are You Doing In My Dream? GET OUT!

When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People

DEAR CUPID, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM.

Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment...

"Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck"

OH CRAP . you just said something really sweet, now what do I say ?

Face-book is slowly but surely ruining my education

Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry

Seriously, life is better when you decide you don't care

Everything ELSE becomes so much more interesting during exams ...

Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages !

I'm double majoring in Napping and Facebook with a minor in Procrastination

Physics doesn't exist, it's all gnomes

I don't no why, you just have one of those faces id like to punch

"PUT THAT PEN DOWN!" Alright, Miss, It's A Pen, Not A Gun.

If FaceB0ok wAs a sUbject .. mY parENts wuddA beEn s0 proUd *blush blush

During Vacations We Really Miss Oxford and Sometimes Want To Cry Because We Miss it So Much

University has robbed me of the ability to entertain myself.

I correct your bad grammar in my head while you're speaking

Dear grades, get well soon.

Facebook groups I adore 3

Yay Facebook :)
If this annoys you, then move on to the next post. But this is a phase which will apparently take some getting over. I now go to people's profiles just to check what kind of groups they joined :)

I will never forgive the apple that fell on Newton's head ....

Primary School A+, High School B+, University "How many marks do I need to pass?"

God, if you give back M. Jackson, I'll give you Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus.

Saying "no thankyou" to a biscuit (just to be polite) and then regreting it

No, all my statuses aren't about you, you just have a guilty conscience.

NO. my status is from a song. its not about you. get over yourself.

When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird.

I look at you and motherfuckingassholeihopeyoufuckingdie comes to my mind.

"Where are you going?" "Washroom..." "To do what?" TO PLAY BASKETBALL.

do you really have to pout your lips in ALL YOUR PICTURES?

You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up

Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :)

...ahem-ahem!! i cough when i wanna tease sum1..

B.O.D.M.A.S= Bored. Of. Doing. Maths. At. School.

Don't you just hate it when the radio doesn't tell you who sang that song.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

Why dont the Cullens attack Bella when she's on her period? (OMFG :O)

Falling asleep on your couch and waking up in bed when you were little.

If I open this bag really slow no one will hear it...CRUSHSHSHI DKFDSJ IVJ

Alarm Clocks. Because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

I don't care who's getting married. Where's the FOOD!?

Kicking a stone along a street, then going out of your way to kick it again

That one annoying couple who always breaks up and gets back together!

I Hate It When Parents Get Serious About Something Funny You Tell Them

Yeah, you go ahead and lie to make ME look bad. Karma my friend, karma.

When I was a kid if you ran up the slide and made it, you were so cool

i love text books with the answers in the back

If sleep is important then why does school start so early?!?

i trip on flat surfaces, push doors tht say pull, and laugh at lame jokes

I Have Trouble Writing after Summer Vacation

She's so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says "Made In China"

Something breaks,I hide it.Then act suprised when someone finds it again :O

Money can't buy happiness... But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari

If I didn't answer the phone the 1st time, or the 8th time, STOP CALLING!

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question

Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good

A girl kisses 2 guys - She's a SLUT; A boy bangs 5 girls - He's a LEGEND..

i know my family so well i can tell which of them is coming up the stairs

When i'm bored, i tend to eat even though i'm not hungry.

Before I Go To Sleep, I Start Imagining Stuff That I Would Like To Happen

Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9..

"Can u do me a favor?"..wat "can u go upstairs and-".. no

Wow! Have you had your hair cut?....No. It magically fell off idiot.

A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative (:

iPOD, iPhone, iTouch..iPAD..what's next? iTampon?

Wow I dropped my phone like 5 times today…and it's still alive!

If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.

0RKUT IS DEAD. FACEB00K MURDERED IT!

I forgot your name, so i'm waiting for somebody to say it.

I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school -.-

Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is

OMG this is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever tasted... here, try it.

What Starts With F and ends in UCK? FIRETRUCK!

Parents Find It Hard To Put 1 Kid To sleep Yet The Teacher Can Put All 30.

I don't care if it's 4AM, I don't consider it tomorrow until i wake up.

If your relationship is "complicated", don't kid yourself, you're single.

Facebook groups I adore 2

There seem to be too many I like:

How do all these groups know about the weird little things I do ??

I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you :)

i think people with dimples are cute

i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time.

I always wonder who would cry if I died.

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave reaches 00:00

call me mr. flintstone i can make your bed rock(;

I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.

I dont remember when I last visited orkut!!!

'MUM! I'm hungry.' 'Have some fruit.' 'Okay, I'm not hungry anymore.'

Girls have no idea how much being kicked in the balls ACTUALLY Hurts

I have a tendency to laugh at inappropriate times

Volchok killed Marissa? That sucks -- but . . . have you seen his abs?

Seth. Ryan. Volchok. I want.

My Hair Straightener Changed My Life

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE AND SEEK GAME IN IKEA!!!

When i was a kid, i hated going to bed. Now i cherish every hour of sleep.

Join if you have died from a chainletter

Good Grammar Is Hot

CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?!

excuse me...., Excuse me......, Excuse Me... O MY GOD MOVE!!!! thank you :]

Thank you Pakistan for taking Sania Mirza, Now Please take Rakhi Sawant also :)

EXAMS SHUD BE CANCELLED DUE TO GENERAL LACK OF INTEREST..:P:P:P:P.

THANK GOD IM BROWN...There is always Option 2: Arranged Marriage!

Alcohol should be made free to all undergrads

I'm pissed off that my prime minister's getting S$3.1 million this year

I hate it when weird aunties won`t stop staring at you -.-

I Know Your Reading My Inbox While "Playing" With My Phone.

"MUM I STILL CAN'T FIND IT" "It's right infront of you" "No its not... oh."

I wish money would have sex in my pocket and multiply.

Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care

When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close to the Fan to Hear My Robot Voice

uys should shave their armpits (ITS NOT GAY, ITS ABOUT CLEANLINESS).

i love sitting on the kitchen slab, while my mum is Cooking.

Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)

thinking if u raise your cell phone 6 inches in the air u will get service

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't know you're ignoring them

Hugs where you get picked up into the air.

I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.

Making up a dream before you go sleep

Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating.

biggest lie ever: "i have read and agree to the terms of use" ✔

oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.

F U C K THIS, F U C K THAT, F U C K OFF, F U C K YOU

DAMN IT I LIKED THAT DREAM....IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!

Lyrics that explain exactly how you feel

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!

Thats funny. You're funny. I like you.

OH SHUT UP!!! I Didnt Hit You That Hard

Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text.

You're a P.E teacher, why are you fat?

People who look cute together, should be together :)

Once I turn off all the lights in my basement i run the f**k out of there

I have never talked to you in my life, but I like your status :)

"Hey".. 2 hours later.. "Hey".. No its to late i dont wanna talk to you now

Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice

Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks

''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!

"BRB"... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION.

Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.

Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner

I remember when "party" meant birthday party, not drunken whore-fest.

Alcohol Increases My Ability to Speak a Foreign Language.

Counting how many hours of sleep I will get right before I go to bed.

Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking

Those who criticize our generation, forget who raised it.

It's almost 2015, WHERE are the flying cars and hoverboards?!

DAMN YOU FACEBOOK, I'M TRYING TO REVISE HERE!!!!


p.s I wanna marry Facebook groups, I love so many of them!!

25 FUN Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning.

Courtesy: Facebook

Facebook groups I adore

Mom, Dad. This is Bob. He's 97 and rich. We love each other.

NUS stands for No Use Studying

Knock knock: Penny? · Knock knock: Penny? · Knock Knock: Penny?

I judge you when you use poor grammar.

TRUST ME!! IM NOT HIGH IM JUST NATURALLY LIKE THIS

It Was Funny The First Time, But You Keep Going On And Killing It.

No you idiot, it's not my "time of month" you're just pissing me off

Thanks For Making Me Feel Short, Tall Person.

Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer

Inbox (1) makes me nervous.

All those song lyrics I put as my status, have a meaning.

Seein someone ugly and looking at your friend saying" thats your boyfriend"

"OI PERSON, MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR HOT!" "dude, shut up!"

i dont like you either, stop giving me dirty looks you cow.

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall

Sorry I didn't realise you were too cool to talk to me now.

I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conversation alive.

There is always a reason behind every "Just Wondering"

Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself

Your weird. I like you.

I use smileys to make sure my messages dont look rude :-)

Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF

"WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck

That fake laugh you do when an adult tries to be funny

You piss me off so much, I just wanna hit you with a brick.

ICSE.....I Cant Stand Education......ISC.....I Still Cant

Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men

My perfect day always begins with a good shit in the morning

Dont walk into my life if you plan on walking out

I was certain i gave you up. But when i see your face, i miss you, AGAIN.

I'm a Mathematician. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN COUNT!!

"Studying" is student and dying put together

I can't remember what I learned last year and this happens every year

I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something

If all fails in life, Open a Roti Stand

I Fix Electronics By Hitting Them. It Works Every Time.

I didn't type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply.

Procrastinators UNITE... ... tomorrow

I have dropped my phone on my face while laying down texting.

I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm

I still watch raindrops on the window to see which one "wins"

If the world ends in 2012, our school will STILL be open

"Do you want to share that with the class?" "No that's why I whispered it."

In 2013, i'll call up the director of 2012 and ask him, 'SO'?

Love d feeling when u wake up b4 ur alarm and knw u can sleep a bit more :D

Next time the fire alarm goes off, something better be fucking burning.

Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.

I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR!

I do my deepest thinking in the shower or in bed before I fall asleep

Life Should Have An Undo Button!

I need to get off of facebook and put my face IN A BOOK

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed

I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side

I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.

I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half

fall down.get hurt.get up n say "im fine,im fine".turn round n say"ow!"

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “ :D

Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed.

My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave.

Grad Students: they're Not Bad People, they Just Made Terrible Life Choices

I know You Are Lying, But I Want To Hear The Bullshit You Will Come Up With.

it's a status, not your diary [Ok I do this too.]

screaming DIE when you spray bug spray on a bug.

After an argument I think about clever things I should have said

*20 Notifications Later* Why did I Even Press Like?

I want to be an exchange student for the rest of my life !!!!

Better to know and be disappointed, than to never know and always wonder.

I love popping bubble wrap!!!

I Check My Fridge Every 5 Minutes Hoping Something Will Magically Appear

I'm Saving Myself For Wild, Passionate, Awkward Honeymoon Sex

The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs.

I take a nap, I wake up and think it's the next day.

I can forgive.............. but i cant forget !!!

There was a time when blackberry and apple were just fruits...

Thanks Chat, I only wrote that once, but twice is fine

People that don't know me think I'm quiet, people that know me wish I was

How an induction motor starts?? Ans. BuddrrrrrrrrrburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBurrrr

I don't remember if it was a dream, or if it actually happened

"& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like.."

When my Internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works

sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles.

Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in ur life

After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F...

How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Understand.

Don't worry, I also don't know what to do while they sing me Happy Birthday.

I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.

Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life's hardest tasks.

gud frnd stops u frm fighting, best frnd "MAR SALE KO JO HOGA DEKH LENGE."

BHAGVAN UTHALE.......... EXAMS KE BAAD PHIR BHEJ DENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning.


p.s. When I find a group name funny, or something that I can relate, I add it here, so that I don't become the crazy lady who joins too many Facebook groups :)
p.p.s. I am so tempted to correct the English in many of these group names!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Something to think about.

I found something similar on the wall post of someone on Facebook.
I honestly can't think of the answer to all these questions.

1. Your BFF.
2. Your most recent crush.
3. Someone who can make you smile.
4. Someone with amazing hair.
5. Someone you trust.
6. Someone emotional.
7. A boy who makes you laugh.
8. A girl who makes you laugh.
9. Someone you miss.
10. Someone you think is weird.
11. Someone you think is unique. (in a non-weird way :P )
12. 3 people you have had memorable experiences with.
13. Someone with beautiful eyes.
14. Someone perverted.
15. Your most memorable birthday.
16. The most memorable birthday celebration of someone you know.
17. Someone with an amazing voice.
18. Someone with an amazing personality.
19. Someone who can sweet talk you into doing something you normally wouldn't.
20. Someone who can talk their way out of anything.
21. Someone who is very sure of their future.
22. Someone fashionable.
23. Someone you are glad you met.
24. Someone you wish you had never met.
25. Someone you know and would like to get to know better.

60 things girls need to understand about guys?!!

I found this on an FB group and found it quite interesting. Guys, how many do you agree with?


1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. [We all do that]

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. [Aww :P ]

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. [LOL]

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves. [No they're not! Or at least they pretend to not be.]

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. [Works both ways]

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. [Works both ways]

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. [Works both ways]

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. [Hahaha]

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. [Right back at ya!]

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grow up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. [Got meh?]

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." [I doubt that?]

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. [True. Its scary when they do talk serious.]

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. [Thinking what exactly?]

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. [Lol]

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. [True]

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. [Doubt that!]

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about their asses. [???]

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff you're getting into before making out with a guy, like whether it's a one time deal or not.

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeably tell them about yours. [I do believe that]

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually. [erm?]

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Change is good (?)

I don't like the new Facebook. Frankly, I didn't like it when they changed it last time either. When I opened Facebook just now, it opened the old version of the homepage again. And it somehow brought with it an overwhelming sense of relief and nostalgia. Ok it didn't and I'm just being dramatic, but it did feel good. It was familiar.

I don't like change. I am never comfortable with it. Its one of the reasons I don't like trying out new dishes. I like to stick to what I know and am familiar with.

Which is why I'm a little concerned about how I will deal with a whole semester of everything so overwhelmingly new.