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Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.

Did you hear about Justin Bieber? He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty.

Justin Bieber- "Oh man.. that chick is a dude?"

Can we pretend that goldfish, in the fishbowl, are like fairly godparents, I could really use a wish right now.

Screw a Wish...I could really use a drink right now.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

So you can pay $326436262642436234 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can't feed them?

all you do is talk SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX nigga you a virgin !

There is a "Lie" In Believe; A "Over" In Lover; & A "If" In life;

*looks at hot boy* *looks at best friend* Best friend-"I KNOW!"

going downstairs to pee then forgetting why you when down there grabbing a pop going upstairs take a drink of pop then remembering you need to go pee.

Standing at the end of a beach letting the water dig your feet in the ground & pulling them out after they get covered by sand.