Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
Do bald people get dandruff?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
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