Monday, April 19, 2010

Facebook groups I adore 2

There seem to be too many I like:

How do all these groups know about the weird little things I do ??

I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you :)

i think people with dimples are cute

i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time.

I always wonder who would cry if I died.

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave reaches 00:00

call me mr. flintstone i can make your bed rock(;

I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.

I dont remember when I last visited orkut!!!

'MUM! I'm hungry.' 'Have some fruit.' 'Okay, I'm not hungry anymore.'

Girls have no idea how much being kicked in the balls ACTUALLY Hurts

I have a tendency to laugh at inappropriate times

Volchok killed Marissa? That sucks -- but . . . have you seen his abs?

Seth. Ryan. Volchok. I want.

My Hair Straightener Changed My Life

I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE AND SEEK GAME IN IKEA!!!

When i was a kid, i hated going to bed. Now i cherish every hour of sleep.

Join if you have died from a chainletter

Good Grammar Is Hot

CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?!

excuse me...., Excuse me......, Excuse Me... O MY GOD MOVE!!!! thank you :]

Thank you Pakistan for taking Sania Mirza, Now Please take Rakhi Sawant also :)

EXAMS SHUD BE CANCELLED DUE TO GENERAL LACK OF INTEREST..:P:P:P:P.

THANK GOD IM BROWN...There is always Option 2: Arranged Marriage!

Alcohol should be made free to all undergrads

I'm pissed off that my prime minister's getting S$3.1 million this year

I hate it when weird aunties won`t stop staring at you -.-

I Know Your Reading My Inbox While "Playing" With My Phone.

"MUM I STILL CAN'T FIND IT" "It's right infront of you" "No its not... oh."

I wish money would have sex in my pocket and multiply.

Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care

When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close to the Fan to Hear My Robot Voice

uys should shave their armpits (ITS NOT GAY, ITS ABOUT CLEANLINESS).

i love sitting on the kitchen slab, while my mum is Cooking.

Boys who give you their jacket when they think your cold :)

thinking if u raise your cell phone 6 inches in the air u will get service

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't know you're ignoring them

Hugs where you get picked up into the air.

I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.

Making up a dream before you go sleep

Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating.

biggest lie ever: "i have read and agree to the terms of use" ✔

oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.

F U C K THIS, F U C K THAT, F U C K OFF, F U C K YOU

DAMN IT I LIKED THAT DREAM....IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!

Lyrics that explain exactly how you feel

HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!

Thats funny. You're funny. I like you.

OH SHUT UP!!! I Didnt Hit You That Hard

Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text.

You're a P.E teacher, why are you fat?

People who look cute together, should be together :)

Once I turn off all the lights in my basement i run the f**k out of there

I have never talked to you in my life, but I like your status :)

"Hey".. 2 hours later.. "Hey".. No its to late i dont wanna talk to you now

Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice

Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks

''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!

"BRB"... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION.

Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.

Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner

I remember when "party" meant birthday party, not drunken whore-fest.

Alcohol Increases My Ability to Speak a Foreign Language.

Counting how many hours of sleep I will get right before I go to bed.

Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking

Those who criticize our generation, forget who raised it.

It's almost 2015, WHERE are the flying cars and hoverboards?!

DAMN YOU FACEBOOK, I'M TRYING TO REVISE HERE!!!!


p.s I wanna marry Facebook groups, I love so many of them!!

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