Facebook groups I adore

Mom, Dad. This is Bob. He's 97 and rich. We love each other.

NUS stands for No Use Studying

Knock knock: Penny? · Knock knock: Penny? · Knock Knock: Penny?

I judge you when you use poor grammar.

TRUST ME!! IM NOT HIGH IM JUST NATURALLY LIKE THIS

It Was Funny The First Time, But You Keep Going On And Killing It.

No you idiot, it's not my "time of month" you're just pissing me off

Thanks For Making Me Feel Short, Tall Person.

Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer

Inbox (1) makes me nervous.

All those song lyrics I put as my status, have a meaning.

Seein someone ugly and looking at your friend saying" thats your boyfriend"

"OI PERSON, MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR HOT!" "dude, shut up!"

i dont like you either, stop giving me dirty looks you cow.

Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall

Sorry I didn't realise you were too cool to talk to me now.

I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conversation alive.

There is always a reason behind every "Just Wondering"

Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself

Your weird. I like you.

I use smileys to make sure my messages dont look rude :-)

Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF

"WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck

That fake laugh you do when an adult tries to be funny

You piss me off so much, I just wanna hit you with a brick.

ICSE.....I Cant Stand Education......ISC.....I Still Cant

Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men

My perfect day always begins with a good shit in the morning

Dont walk into my life if you plan on walking out

I was certain i gave you up. But when i see your face, i miss you, AGAIN.

I'm a Mathematician. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN COUNT!!

"Studying" is student and dying put together

I can't remember what I learned last year and this happens every year

I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something

If all fails in life, Open a Roti Stand

I Fix Electronics By Hitting Them. It Works Every Time.

I didn't type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply.

Procrastinators UNITE... ... tomorrow

I have dropped my phone on my face while laying down texting.

I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm

I still watch raindrops on the window to see which one "wins"

If the world ends in 2012, our school will STILL be open

"Do you want to share that with the class?" "No that's why I whispered it."

In 2013, i'll call up the director of 2012 and ask him, 'SO'?

Love d feeling when u wake up b4 ur alarm and knw u can sleep a bit more :D

Next time the fire alarm goes off, something better be fucking burning.

Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.

I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR!

I do my deepest thinking in the shower or in bed before I fall asleep

Life Should Have An Undo Button!

I need to get off of facebook and put my face IN A BOOK

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed

I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side

I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass.

I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half

fall down.get hurt.get up n say "im fine,im fine".turn round n say"ow!"

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “ :D

Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed.

My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave.

Grad Students: they're Not Bad People, they Just Made Terrible Life Choices

I know You Are Lying, But I Want To Hear The Bullshit You Will Come Up With.

it's a status, not your diary [Ok I do this too.]

screaming DIE when you spray bug spray on a bug.

After an argument I think about clever things I should have said

*20 Notifications Later* Why did I Even Press Like?

I want to be an exchange student for the rest of my life !!!!

Better to know and be disappointed, than to never know and always wonder.

I love popping bubble wrap!!!

I Check My Fridge Every 5 Minutes Hoping Something Will Magically Appear

I'm Saving Myself For Wild, Passionate, Awkward Honeymoon Sex

The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs.

I take a nap, I wake up and think it's the next day.

I can forgive.............. but i cant forget !!!

There was a time when blackberry and apple were just fruits...

Thanks Chat, I only wrote that once, but twice is fine

People that don't know me think I'm quiet, people that know me wish I was

How an induction motor starts?? Ans. BuddrrrrrrrrrburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBurrrr

I don't remember if it was a dream, or if it actually happened

"& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like.."

When my Internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works

sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles.

Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in ur life

After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F...

How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Understand.

Don't worry, I also don't know what to do while they sing me Happy Birthday.

I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.

Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life's hardest tasks.

gud frnd stops u frm fighting, best frnd "MAR SALE KO JO HOGA DEKH LENGE."

BHAGVAN UTHALE.......... EXAMS KE BAAD PHIR BHEJ DENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning.


p.s. When I find a group name funny, or something that I can relate, I add it here, so that I don't become the crazy lady who joins too many Facebook groups :)
p.p.s. I am so tempted to correct the English in many of these group names!