The 5 stages of the week leading up to exams

Denial: that you have exams and should study;
Anger: why the f#$@ should I study this meaningless crap;
Bargaining: Ok I will watch only 2 episodes of this show and then study;
Depression: Shit there is sooo much left to do, why didn't I study before!;
Acceptance: You are doomed no matter what.