Mazaak

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

What is the similarity between a man and cake?
Once on the lips, always on the hips.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching.

If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?

In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

Microsoft is not the answer. It is the question. And the answer is no!

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows. They've never done it.

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.